What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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