- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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