- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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