- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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