Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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