- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Suck pussy

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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