A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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