Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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women's rights

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Thumbs this up

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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I love you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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