Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

apple pie.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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