- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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