Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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