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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers