- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Latvia isn't a joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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