- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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