What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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