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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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