Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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