Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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