- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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