in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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PENIS lol

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Atheism

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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dallen loves penis

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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