- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Smelly Indians.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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