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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

a black guy hates chicken.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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