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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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