- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Knock knock.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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