- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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