what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Anti Joke

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