- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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