I'm homeless.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what are you mike bibby?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Anti Joke

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