Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Women's Rights

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Anti Joke

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