What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Jesus Christ

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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