Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

yolo your orange looks orange

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why are balck people black because they are

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