- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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