Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

Justin Bieber.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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