Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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White men's rights

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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osama bin laden is dead

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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