- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

tim has no humor

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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