What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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