Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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