Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your Mom The End.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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