- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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