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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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