How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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were at work systems r down

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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