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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Face...the other white meat!

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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