A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Yellow People !!

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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