- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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