What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Do the roar!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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