- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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