Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I'm homeless.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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