ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Women's Rights

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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