Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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