A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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