- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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