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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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