- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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