- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

. . I am a whale

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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