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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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