Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Brain fart

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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