What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Japan

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Yes

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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