Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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