- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Poker face

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A van drives into a car.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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