what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what are you mike bibby?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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