Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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