- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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