What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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