What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Bitch

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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