- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Refridgerator.

Gay rights.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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