- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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