name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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