- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

womens rights

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Katy Perry

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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