A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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