Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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