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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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