A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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