whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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